An Uncivil Union

I am a supporter of Prop 186, which would ban ALL hillbilly marriages and civil unions.
Allowing hillbillies to marry is an abomination to the sanctity of the marriage vows and threatens to legitimize the status of hillbillies in our culture.
In fact, hillbillies do not marry to express love for one another; nor, do they marry to establish a familial unit.
As the following photographic evidence indicates, hillbillies marry to look like idiots and to create yet another excuse to drink and fight (as if four-day binges for Arbor Day and President's Day are not excuse enough).

(Note the dog is the most intelligent, attractive creature in the following photo.)

(This is a hoity-toity hillbilly affair. Notice the groom and cousin of the bride is not bare foot and is, instead, wearing flip-flops, or "rubber treads," as the hillbilly calls them.

(Finally, the hillbilly "theme" wedding, which is usually a reference to the hillbilly's inclination to wanton destruction.)