Consider the case of the boy in Georgia, who was allegedly killed by a family of his hillbilly neighbors. The son who has just been indicted in this crime is a convicted a child molester. The parents were probably molesters... they just never got caught.
You can read it here.
Here's the charming hillbilly family (from the sheriff department's files):
Apparently, this bunch lived right next to a bus stop. Some do-gooder had a rule that required convicted child molesters live at least 1,000 feet from a bus stop tied up in court. Maybe this person and their lawyers should spend some time in a cell with this Hillbilly Addams family.
There is some good news: it looks as though they're going for the death sentence.
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Why is it that in Georgia you have to wear a baseball cap to drive a pick up truck? Don't they realize how "Gomerlike" it makes them look?
Oh yes, don't forget the facial hair to go along with that hat.
I almost forgot the proverbial "Nascar" sticker and toolbox that is the norm here in Georgia.
The job quality and workmanship is terrible when dealing with any services in the South. I am speaking of Georgia in particular.
For some reason when it rains they can't drive. Pick up trucks owners here are the worst drivers I have ever delt with. They seem to like the color "white" for some reason.
Does their baseball cap shrink when it rains and therefore cutting of blood circulation to their brains? Also, notice how they always put their brakes on going down a hill and no one in front of them. That applies also to them driving up a hill as well.
All I can say is, thank God we have them or we wouldn't have Andy Griffith, Deliverence, Mayberry RFD, and Alice. Those television producers have made millions just depicting these inbred, boild peanut pooping, Krystal Burger belching freek-a-zoids.
All in all, you are going to love the South. I get reminded everyday when I wake up that I am in "Bubbaville, USA.
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