Hillbilly Feng Shui

According to this contributor to the urban dictionary, Hillbilly Feng Shui is defined as:
"The process of when two (or more) yard jalopies are moved and rearranged so that a new yard jalopy can be added to the space and no extra space is needed. Thus making a more efficient yet messier area."
The hillbilly, or land pig as he is sometimes called, uses his feng shui to counter positive vibes, thereby, upsetting harmony and diminishing beauty. Hillbilly feng shui appeases the four humours of Hillbilly mythology--mud, stench, smoke, and alcohol.
The hillbilly will never place his junkers in a garage or even in his back yard, this would transform disgust, an emotion that he wallows in like the hog of the land that he is.
Many times you pass by the hillbilly's lawn, you remark, "Why does anyone need three junked refrigerators, a box of hubcaps, rusted railroad parts, and a plastic statue of Tweetie in their lawn?" In Hillbilly Feng Shui, lawn junk is accumulated to block the flow of serenity and to inspire frustration and anxiety.
The hillbilly's shack can face north, south, east, or west; but, if you notice, they tend to lean. This negates any balance in his environment.
Such is the way of the Hillbilly. The Tao of inbreds. The Path of the Boob.
(Below is a dramatic example of Hillbilly Feng Shui in action.)

Before Hillbilly Feng Shui...

After Hillbilly Feng Shui: