Am I a Hillbilly?

Many of you are asking... am I a hillbilly... or just a redneck?
As the name suggests, rednecks are workers, getting "red" while working in the sun. As such, they contribute to society and I really don't have a problem with those folks.
But, just in case you need a better definition of what a hillbillies are, here are a few ways to tell if you're a hillbilly:
If you label your second cousins as "exotic women"... you may be a hillbilly.
If you have at least one junked car in your front lawn and there's a moving truck in front of your neighbor's yard... you may be a hillbilly.
If your daughter's name is spelled incorrectly and was inspired by a stripper... you may be a hillbilly.
If your son's name is spelled incorrectly and was inspired by a championship wrestler... you may be hillbilly.