Stuff Hillibillies Like: Lands-crapping

Landscaping is when you take a piece of property and through use of care and design make the place more pleasing aesthetically.

Landscrapping is when you make a piece of land worse and drive down property values. It is honored and admired by hillbillies everywhere.

Like Dante's inferno, the hillbilly envisions the space as a series of concentric circles of hell. The general design rules are as follows:

• The border space is defined by lines of crap. Half complete fence projects and over-sized satellite television dishes add to the drama.
  
• The second ring is the ring of crap. This lawn space contains everything the hillbilly doesn't have the heart or brains to throw away. It can include deer carcasses, dolls and mannequins, and even automobiles.
  
• At the center, the hillbilly always has a collection of garbage cans and dumpsters, sometimes filled, more than often not. These can be symbols of irony and defiance. Also, laziness.