Stuff Hillbillies Like: Flags That Signal Seasonal Allegiances

Yay! I support turkey

Many people raise flags that salute the United States or the country of their ancestry.
In Hillbilly land, these fleeting allegiances change over the months.
Besides the potential re-emergence of the Confederacy, hillbillies raise their flags to support climatic changes.
Hillbillies say: I support Autumn.
Or, I'm glad it's summer and there are flowers.
It's winter ! Salute!
The only time you'll see an American flag on Hillbilly property is around the Fourth of July, but it is not a symbol of national independence, rather its meaning is "Yay! One more reason to get drunk and engage in spousal abuse!"