As evidenced by their sports, their vehicles, their homes and trailers, and their bodies, hillbillies like dirt. And all its multitudinous forms: dust, mud, filth, grime, and grit.
A hillbilly wants nothing better than to spend--the culturally insensitive might say "waste"--his or her Saturday afternoons driving a vehicle through mud. The more exposed that vehicle can be to the elements, the better. The hillbilly will ride small, open, four-wheel vehicles in the mud so he can become caked in the sacred substance.
The hillbilly likes to call this vehicle an "all terrain vehicle." Terrain, after all, is just a fancy city word for "mud."
It's better known, though, as an ATV because terrain is hard to pronounce and it sounds vaguely French.
ATVs are responsible for more than just dirty hillbillies, though; the ATV is the cause of injured hillbillies. Despite days and days spent riding aimlessly in the hills and valleys and who could forget the "hollahs," hillbillies seem unable to master the art of avoiding trees and telephone poles in their four-wheel Medicaid machines.
Fortunately for the hillbilly, the government subsidizes their recuperation time to the tune of billions of dollars each year. Unfortunately, it's time spent in a clean, sterile and booze-free environment: a hospital.
And that's no fun.
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4 comments:
Who the heck r u to be judging anybody when you cant even recognize a hillbilly from a redneck dumbass..most of your stereotypical bull is geared towards a specific type of white trash redneck. Neither word implies trash there is bad behaved rude ignorant obnoxious folks in any group but have you ever spoke to a single hillbilly and asked us why we do this and that. Now i dont care a lick about educating you on it. Think what you want and mind your damn bizness..your lucky no ones made a hate site about you. Your the one who looks like an embarrassing a**hole who just hates your own self. God bless have a good life hope you get what you deserve
And its holler or hollar we dont say hollah we speak with R lmao and im the inbred hillbilly...your not only confused your very dumb alright i said my peace think what you want just to try and shamevpeople on a nasty immature blog your lower then the trash you laugh at i feel sorry for you and like an idiot for even answering but your a hateful person
No, I'm sorry. There is a cap on how intelligent, sensititive, kind, ect you can be as a hillbilly. Even if you ARE a relatively intelligent hillbilly, the cap enforced by your "culture" ensures that your intelligence will never be quite high enough for you to be considered an intellectual. Otherwise, you would get kicked out of hillbillity. Your hillbillisms would be disregarded as an imitation and a threat to hillbillies everywhere. You would be blamed for trying to spread a "city folk" mentality among what WERE your people, so I would stop trying. Clearly your attempted show of intelligence didn't make the grade, because of your use of the word "lick" in a way that does not involve guitar playing, or use of the tongue. Unacceptable. That's a good thing for you though. Your little group won't exile you, because your use of language is too much like what you were taught growing up to fool us, or to invoke their disapproval. So please, go fight on your own home ground. This is our court. I'm not saying you couldn't win this fight, I'm just saying all your people should give up and die, so there are no more of you. Especially the a****** who threw my mom down a flight of stairs. And can't clean his piss up off the floor. And can't wash his own dishes or clean his own house. And pays so little attention to diet that his knees stop working and swell up. And uses f*** every other word, calling people a lucky son of a b**** when they beat him at poker instead of accepting that they were actually better than him. The list goes on and on and on. But uh... this is our house b****. So... I'm right, it's fair, and this is personal. Goodbye ingrate!
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