The Hillbilly Inverse Work Ratio

You rarely see a hillbilly actually working.
They are content to sit back on their trailer porches and watch you pass by on your way to your job, knowing that a goodly portion of your money, once watered down by the sponge of beuraucracy, will make its way into their filthy hands.
On those rare occasions that you do see a hillbilly working, you'll notice something. It's called Smartacus's Hillbilly Inverse Work Ratio.
This law states that for every positive action engaged in by the hillbilly will create an equal opposite action.
For instance, I watched a hillbilly work in the "yard" (actually a weed-infested, junk-filled pit) in the hot sun for over two hours. He was actually sweating!
When he was done, the place looked worse than before.